Halloween isn’t just about spooky costumes and sweet treats — it’s also the perfect time for some good, clean, funny Halloween jokes for kids! Whether you’re a parent, teacher, or just love making little ghosts and goblins giggle, these jokes are sure to bring smiles instead of scares.
From silly pumpkins to friendly ghosts, here are 50 of the best Halloween jokes for kids that are boo-tifully funny and frightfully clean!
50 Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids
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What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream!
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Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with!
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What kind of music do mummies love? Wrap music!
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Why don’t vampires have many friends? Because they’re a pain in the neck!
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What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray!
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Why did the ghost go to school? To learn his “boo-cabulary”!
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What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!
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What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
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Why did the skeleton start a fight? He had a bone to pick!
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Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits!
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What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music? Wrap!
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How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo-jeans!
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Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? He didn’t have the guts!
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Why was the broom late? It swept in!
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What do you call two witches living together? Broommates!
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Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to unwind!
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How do monsters tell their future? They read their horror-scope!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin!
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Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had great circulation!
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Why do ghosts like elevators? It lifts their spirits!
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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!
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What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone!
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Why was the ghost such a good cheerleader? Because of all her spirit!
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What room does a ghost not need? A living room!
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What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? Mas-scare-a!
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What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper!
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What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berries!
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What’s a vampire’s least favorite food? Steak!
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him.
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Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up!
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Why did Dracula become a vegetarian? Because biting necks was a pain in the neck!
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What do you call a monster who loves candy? A sweet-tooth!
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What’s a ghost’s favorite game? Hide and shriek!
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Why do pumpkins sit on porches? They have no hands to knock on doors!
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What kind of monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-enstein!
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Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? To get another rib!
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What do witches race on? Broomsticks!
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What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries!
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What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist!
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Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid? It had no guts!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Shamboo!
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What kind of key opens a haunted house? A spoo-key!
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Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
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What did one ghost say to the other? Do you believe in people?
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Why do skeletons hate the winter? It’s too cold to the bone!
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What kind of dessert do mummies like best? Ice scream sundaes!
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Why did the vampire flunk art class? He could only draw blood!
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What did the little ghost bring to the party? Ghoul-friend!
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