What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, Google, Google!
Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
Why did the cranberry sauce turn red? Because it saw the turkey dressing!
What key won’t open any door? A tur-key!
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing!
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock!
Why do turkeys always go “gobble”? Because they never learned good table manners!
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of movie? A fowl film!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A bird that can pluck itself!
What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots!
What do you call Thanksgiving at your neighbor’s house? An after-party!
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? Because it had drumsticks!
What kind of weather does a turkey like? Fowl weather!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Leftovers!
What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin pie? You’re looking sweet today!
What’s the turkey’s favorite TV show? Peckflix and chill!
Why did the scarecrow win a Thanksgiving award? He was outstanding in his field!
What do turkeys say when they’re surprised? You’ve got to be stuffing me!
Why did the turkey sit on the gravy? To get a little saucy!
What side dish tells the best jokes? Cornbread!
Why did the Pilgrims’ pants keep falling down? Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
What’s a turkey’s favorite school subject? Egg-onomics!
What kind of car does a turkey drive? A gravy train!
Why was the turkey so good at math? It could count its chickens before they hatched!
What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-hen!
What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Peck-a-boo!
What smells best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose!
Why don’t you put the turkey next to the mashed potatoes? Because it will gobble them up!
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy, I’m stuffed!
What’s a turkey’s least favorite day? Black Friday!
What did the turkey say to the pumpkin pie? You want a piece of me?
Why did the turkey sit on the bread? To make a sandwich!
What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument? The drumstick, of course!
Why was the cranberry sad? Because it was in a jam!
How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you after Thanksgiving!
What do you call a turkey that loves to dance? A shake ‘n’ bake!
What’s a turkey’s favorite city? Istanbul!
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The tur-key!
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of math? Times tables!
Why did the mashed potatoes get embarrassed? They saw the turkey dressing!
What do you call a rude turkey? Jerky!
Why do turkeys always say “gobble”? Because they never learned to talk!
What did the pumpkin say to the pie crust? You’re flaky!
Why did the turkey refuse dessert? It was already stuffed!
What’s a turkey’s favorite game to play with humans? Hide and peep!
What kind of music do turkeys hate? Anything but fowl play!
Why did the gravy blush? It saw the mashed potatoes!
What’s a turkey’s favorite subject in school? History!
How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving? It took the gravy train!
What do you call a funny turkey? A pun-kin!
What kind of pants do turkeys wear? Gobble jeans!
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of movie? A chick flick!
Why did the turkey bring a microphone? For its stand-up comedy act!
What did the corn say to the butter? Stop spreading rumors!
What’s a turkey’s favorite game show? The Price Is Right (for stuffing)!
Why did the turkey get detention? It was using fowl language!
What’s a turkey’s favorite holiday song? All About That Baste!
What’s a turkey’s favorite vegetable? Beets me!
Why was the Thanksgiving table so noisy? Because everyone was gobbling!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi!
What’s a turkey’s favorite movie line? May the baste be with you!
Why was the turkey a great musician? It had perfect pitch!
What’s a turkey’s favorite social media platform? Gobblegram!
What’s a turkey’s favorite holiday drink? Gobble-ade!
Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? To get filling!
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of coffee? De-caf!
What do turkeys do on Black Friday? They wing it!
What kind of tan did the turkey get? A gobble glow!
Why did the turkey get promoted? Because it was a pluck above the rest!
What kind of humor do turkeys enjoy? Dry wit!
What do you call a turkey who tells dad jokes? A cornball!
What kind of photos do turkeys take? Wing snaps!
Why did the turkey sit at the kids’ table? It wanted to feel young again!
What’s a turkey’s favorite ice cream flavor? Peckan pie!
Why did the turkey wear a sweater? It felt a little chilly!
What’s a turkey’s favorite exercise? Wingspan stretches!
What did one turkey say to the other on Thanksgiving? Let’s give ’em something to gobble about!
What’s a turkey’s favorite bedtime story? The Little Red Hen!
Why did the turkey cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
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