Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with!
What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos!
What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper!
Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to unwind!
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet!
How do vampires get around? By blood vessels!
Why do ghosts love elevators? It lifts their spirits!
What do witches use on their hair? Scare spray!
Why did the zombie skip school? He felt rotten!
What’s a vampire’s least favorite food? Steak!
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room!
Why don’t ghosts eat candy? They’re afraid they’ll gain a little boo-ty!
What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin!
Why did Dracula become a vegetarian? Because necks gave him heartburn!
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream!
What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans!
What do skeletons say before eating? Bone appétit!
What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music? Wrap music!
What did the spider say to the fly? Caught you on the web!
What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese!
Why do vampires hate garlic? It’s a pain in the neck!
What do you call two witches who live together? Broommates!
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
Why was the ghost such a bad liar? Because you could see right through him!
What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? Mas-scare-a!
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangs-giving!
Why did the zombie get a job? He wanted to make ends meat!
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo-boos!
What’s a ghost’s favorite snack? Boo chips!
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick-or-treating? Because they don’t have the guts!
What did one ghost say to the other? Do you believe in people?
What’s a mummy’s favorite vacation spot? The Dead Sea!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field!
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!
What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend!
Why do witches fly on brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
What’s a ghost’s favorite exercise? Deadlifts!
Why did the skeleton refuse to fight? He didn’t have the stomach for it!
What kind of street does a ghost live on? A dead end!
Why do mummies like Christmas? Because of all the wrapping!
What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist!
Why was the vampire always so calm? He had a lot of fang-tastic control!
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