Hilarious Cat Jokes
What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
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Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
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What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat!
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Why are cats bad storytellers? They only have one tail!
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What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowtain!
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Why did the cat join Instagram? To get more pawsitive attention!
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What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
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What’s a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mewsic!
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Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
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How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up!
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What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
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What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
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Why did the cat go to medical school? To become a first-aid kit-ty!
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What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw and Order!
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Why did the cat get kicked out of the ball game? Because it was a cheetah!
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What do you get when you cross a cat with a dark horse? A kitty in the night!
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Why are cats such good singers? Because they’re very mewsical!
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What do cats wear to sleep? Paw-jamas!
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What do you call a cat that can’t stop licking itself? Purr-sistent!
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Why did the cat sit under the tree? It wanted to keep an eye on the bark!
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What’s a cat’s favorite car? A Catillac!
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How does a cat decide what to wear? It looks in the mirror and says “meow or never.”
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What’s a cat’s favorite game? Cat-ch!
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Why did the cat go to the fancy party? Because it was feline fine!
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What do you call a cat that works at the Red Cross? A first aid kit-ty!
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Why did the cat get a ticket? It was littering!
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What’s a cat’s favorite kind of magazine? Good Mousekeeping!
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What’s a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus!
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What do you call a cat who loves to swim? A catfish!
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What did the cat say after watching a scary movie? That was claw-ful!
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Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!
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How do cats greet each other on the phone? “Meow, is it me you’re looking for?”
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Why did the cat always get its way? Because it was very purr-suasive!
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What do you call a cat that eats lemons? A sourpuss!
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What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory!
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What kind of cat works for the government? A purr-litician!
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Why was the cat so good at video games? It had nine lives!
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What did the cat say when it lost its toys? You’ve got to be kitten me!
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Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alog!
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What’s a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice Krispies!
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Why was the cat sitting on the photocopier? It wanted to make some copies of its paw!
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What do cats use to make coffee? A purr-colator!
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What did the cat say after making a joke? I’m not kitten around!
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What do cats love to do in the morning? Read the mewspaper!
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Why was the cat such a good DJ? Because it knew how to scratch!
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How do cats shop? They browse the cat-alog!
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What do you call a cat who loves math? A calcu-purr!
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What do cats say before they fight? You want a piece of mew?
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What do you call a cat magician? A meow-gician!
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Why did the cat sit on the piano? It wanted to play some mew-sic!
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