Funniest Cat Jokes
- What do cats call a nice dinner? A fancy feast.
- Why are kittens excellent bosses? They have great littership.
- What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? A mice cream cone.
- What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat.
- Who was the most powerful cat in China? Chairman Miaow.
- Why don’t kittens play fetch? They’d rather catch a nap.
- What’s a cat’s favorite jacket? A purr coat.
- What’s a cat’s least favorite jacket? A fleas-lined coat.
- What do you call a cat prom? A Fur Ball.
- What do you call a fluffy male cat asleep on a bed? A Himalayan.
- What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter.
- Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himalayas? She was a sher-paw.
- What kind of cats teach college classes? Purr-fessors.
- Why was the cat sitting on the computer? He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
- Why did the cat have trouble writing his second novel? He only had one tail to tell.
- What is a cat’s way of keeping law and order? Claw enforcement.
- Why does the cat do stand-up? He lives for the a-paws.
- Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
- Why was the cat so small? Because it only ate condensed milk!
- Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
- What did the cat say about her intuition? "I just had a feline."
- What did one cat say while her friend was complaining? "Tail me about it."
- How did the cat comic know he was funny? The audience was yowling with laughter.
1. Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
👉 Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! 🐭
2. What do you call a pile of kittens?
👉 A meowtain! 🐱⛰️
3. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
👉 Too many cheetahs! 🐆
4. What’s a cat’s favorite color?
👉 Purr-ple! 💜
5. How do cats end a fight?
👉 They hiss and make up! 😼
6. Why did the cat join Instagram?
👉 To get more pawsitive attention! 😺📸
7. What do you call a cat that works for the Red Cross?
👉 A first aid kit-ty! 🚑
8. What’s a cat’s favorite TV show?
👉 Claw and Order! 📺
9. Why are cats so good at video games?
👉 Because they have nine lives! 🎮
10. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?
👉 An alley cat! 🎳
11. Why did the cat sit under the tree?
👉 It wanted to keep an eye on the bark! 🌳
12. What did the cat say when it lost its toy?
👉 You’ve got to be kitten me right meow! 😹
13. What do cats eat for breakfast?
👉 Mice Krispies! 🥣🐭
14. Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
👉 Because of its bark! 🌲😂
15. What’s a cat’s favorite car?
👉 A Catillac! 🚗
16. What do cats read in the morning?
👉 The mewspaper! 📰
17. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
👉 Chocolate mouse! 🍫🐭
18. Why did the cat become a DJ?
👉 It was great at scratching! 🎧😼
19. What did one cat say to the other after a fight?
👉 “Let’s paws and reflect.” 🐾
20. What do you call a cat magician?
👉 A meow-gician! 🎩✨
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