20 Funny Jokes That Will Make Anyone Laugh 😂

😂 20 Funny Jokes That Will Make Anyone Laugh

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

2. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems.

3. What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

4. Why did the computer go to the doctor?

Because it caught a virus!

5. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

6. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

7. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

8. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired.

9. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up.

10. What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

11. Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

12. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

13. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent.

14. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

15. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Sofishticated.

16. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts.

17. Why was the math teacher late?

She took the wrong angle.

18. What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner.

19. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because it felt crummy.

20. Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed!