30 Corny Jokes That Are Hilarious & Totally Funny

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

3. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

4. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

5. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

6. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

7. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!

8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

9. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

11. How do you organize a space party? You planet.

12. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

13. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

14. How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper.

15. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It caught a virus.

16. What do you call a snowman in summer? A puddle.

17. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!

18. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

19. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy.

20. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

21. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

22. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

23. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.

24. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

25. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

26. How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button.

27. Why did the math teacher break up with the calculator? It couldn’t count on it.

28. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

29. Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with the treble.

30. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.