Cat Jokes for Kids
- What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
- Why do cats always beat dogs in video games? Because they have nine lives.
- What's a kitten's favorite kind of sticker? Scratch and sniff.
- How does a cat answer the phone? “Meow may I help you?”
- Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark.
- Where did the kitten want to have her birthday party? At a pounce house.
- Why don't leopards play hide-and-go-seek? They're always spotted.
- What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
- What party game do cats love to play? Mew-sical chairs.
- What is a cat’s best subject in school? Hiss-tory.
- What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
- How do cats mix cake batter? With whiskers.
- What do you call a cat with eight legs? An octo-puss.
- Why can't you play board games in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
- What do you call a stylish cat? A dandy lion.
- What do cat artists usually paint? Self paw-traits.
- Why do cats hate laptops? They don't have a mouse.
- What do cats look for in a significant other? A great purrsonality.
1. What do cats eat for breakfast?
👉 Mice Krispies!
2. Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
👉 It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
3. What do you call a pile of kittens?
👉 A meowtain!
4. What’s a cat’s favorite color?
👉 Purr-ple!
5. Why don’t cats like water?
👉 Because it makes them paws for thought!
6. What’s a cat’s favorite movie?
👉 The Sound of Mewsic!
7. Why did the cat go to medical school?
👉 To become a first aid kit-ty!
8. What do cats like to read?
👉 Cat-alogs!
9. How do cats end a fight?
👉 They hiss and make up!
10. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
👉 Chocolate mouse!
11. Why did the cat sit on the piano?
👉 It wanted to play some mew-sic!
12. What do you call a cat that loves bowling?
👉 An alley cat!
13. Why did the cat go to the fancy party?
👉 Because it was feline fine!
14. What do you call a cat who loves to swim?
👉 A catfish!
15. What do cats wear to sleep?
👉 Paw-jamas!
16. Why are cats great singers?
👉 Because they’re very mewsical!
17. What’s a cat’s favorite game?
👉 Cat-ch!
18. What do you call a cat magician?
👉 A meow-gician!
19. Why was the cat so good at video games?
👉 Because it had nine lives!
20. What do cats say when something surprising happens?
👉 You’ve got to be kitten me!
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